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Jokes on Rajnikant

There used to be a street named after Rajinikanth... but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajinikanth and lives!

Rajinikanth is remaking Titanic with some changes,
In the end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in 1 hand and titanic in the other hand.

Rajinikanth is getting goose bumps. He reportedly watched the trailer of "The Messenger of God" aka MSG. Now he knows, he is not irreplaceable!

Rajinikanth: Hello I'm Rajinikanth.
Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai!
Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun?
Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai... Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera!

"Arctic Ocean has started receding"
Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge!

If all Rajinikanth fans formed a country, the world would be one!

Reason for Gold Crash:
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Rajinikanth is selling his wife's jewellery!

Once while travelling through Gujarat, Rajinikanth bought tea from a kid... you know the rest of the story!

Breaking News
Twitter Inc. stock price spurts after Rajinikanth joins Twitter!

Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland and accidentally droped his wallet in a building.
Since then, the place is popular for its "Swiss Bank"!

MH370:
Okay Rajinikanth. Enough pranks! You win. Now tell us where the plane is!

All the teachers used to come to college wearing sun glasses, why? .
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Because Rajinikanth was a very bright student!

Once Rajinikanth bowled to Sachin Tendulkar and that was the day Rajinikanth came to know that he's not God.
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As Cricket can have only one God.
The story doesn't end here.
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But he bowled him on the first ball, and that's how the realization that he's Super God!

Once a TATA Company's 22 wheeler huge truck rammed into Rajinikanth.
Since then it's known as:
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TATA NANO!

The weather in India is such smoky and foggy that either,

1. Rajinikanth is smoking,
or
2. Alok Nath is doing Puja!

Hoax News:
Sand storm reported in Rajasthan
Reportedly, Rajinikanth blew his 63rd birthday candles today!

Just in:
Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!

When Karwa Chauth fasted For Rajinikanth, the ODI Cricket match abandoned!
Ishant Sharma bragged, "Now play without me!"

Person: Rajinikanth ji, total how many jokes have been made on you?
Rajinikanth: Only 2-3 jokes.
Person: 2-3 jokes?
Rajnikanth: Enna Rascala! Rest all are facts!

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